Just a quick word on the next release -
At a date to be determined SmartGuy will unveil a split platter with Martin Creed on one side and Billy Childish & The Musicians of The British Empire gracing the flip (with Billy also handling the recording duties). Keep an eye out...
(05.16.08)

The Martin Creed record launch went off without a hitch this past Tuesday (March 25) at Gavin Brown's Enterprise in NYC. Thanks to all those who turned out and picked of a copy of the quickly vanishing record. The record is now available - sorry if it's a bit pricey. Keep in mind, it is limited, on white vinyl and was manufactured in the EU. You can buy it here. The first 20 copies are signed by Martin...
(03.29.08)

The 3-song 7" by Martin Creed will be available on April 1. Watch this space for details. Thanks for the patience as this one has been a long time coming!
(03.17.08)

Have a listen to the tracks from the upcoming EP by Martin Creed. They are sing-alongs folks so pay attention to the words. Go here to listen: ...

(11.15.07)

Well, the Martin Creed record is still coming but it is looking more like January, 2008. Sorry about that. In the meantime watch Madonna present the Turner Prize to Martin.


(11.04.07)

September will see the release of a limited 7" EP by Turner Prize winner Martin Creed. Please check back for details as they become available. In ther interim go here for a song and some live video of Martin at London's Nog Gallery.
(06.12.07)

Martin Creed Live at Nog Gallery in London (10, May 2007)

(05.26.07)

Billy Childish & The Musicians of the British Empire Live at the Dirty Water Club London (11, May 2007)

(05.25.07)

Giant Haystacks We Are Being Observed is now available in a limited edition of 200 clear vinyl LPs. The co-released with Mistake records can be had here...
(04.29.07)

SmartGuy will be closed from May 4-June 3, 2007. During that time should you need anything please go to: Midheaven or Interpunk.
(04.26.07)

Click here for the new Digital Dustbin currently containing just a few songs! I will be adding content in the next few weeks so be patient. Please note, the Clorox Girls track is the 7" version that came out on a small Portland label a few years back. The recording features the debut LP line-up playing the title track from the second LP as captured by engineering savant Chris Woodhouse (FM Knives). Available only here...Enjoy!
(04.23.07)

There a few songs and a video available for streaming right here. Select Playlists and away you go! I will be adding content in the next few weeks including more unreleased Clorox Girls as well as a live Billy Childish performance from April, 2006. Enjoy!
(03.27.07)

Clorox Girls self-titled debut is due back in about 4 weeks. In addition, we will have copies of the limited vinyl edition of the Giant Haystacks We are Being Observed. Only 200 of these will be pressed (on clear vinyl yet!) and it is a co-release along with Mistake Records. Finally, we have the Haystacks 2nd CD, Blunt Instrument, and the re-press on the Clorox Girls Novacaine 7" available in the catalog. Go...
(03.19.07)

Take a moment to watch the Clorox Girls (new line-up even) in Spain....

(02.05.07)

The Clorox Girls self-titled debut will be back on vinyl in the (somewhat) near future. Keep any eye out.
(01.13.07)

In case you had forgotten or are merely stupid here is another example of why the Tyrades are the best band going (please tell me they are still going).

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11.18.06)

Clorox Girls announce yet ANOTHER European campaign (2 actually). For the first trip Portland's finest will be travelling with Holy Ghost Rival. Spring/Summer '07 find Clorox Girls showing the Feelers how it's done Euro-style. Have a look here for dates....
(11.18.06)

As year-end approaches it's time to play sell-off-inventory. For now, have a look at the catalog as prices on Clorox Girls CDs have been slashed. I know I know, vinyl is better but CDs are cheaper (and in the case of the debut AVAILABLE). For what it's work (fuck all) the S/T Clorox debut will likely resurface in 2007. Now fuck off...
(11.18.06)

As today is the day of the last ever gig by The Buff Medways it seems only fitting to mention that Billy Childish already has a new band! Called The Musicians of the British Empire you should also not be surprised that they've already recorded their debut LP due out on Damaged Goods. Songs on the new LP include 'Joe Strummer's Grave' and 'Punk Rock at the British Legion Hall.'
(10.27.06)


For those of you who can read I thought this may be of interest...CBGB. Oh yeah, the Clorox Girls signed to BYO. We wish them well - very well. If you liked the LOCAL CUT blurb, try this...
(10.15.06)

If you don't want to download the new Clorox Girls video Mi Ciudad Natal, why not watch it here?


(09.01.06)

Download the new Clorox Girls video! This time 'round the lads give us Mi Ciudad Natal!
(08.30.06)

Clorox Girls California/Mexico/Brazil Tour Diary is available here. Have a read and see what the lads are getting themselves into.
(08.10.06)

I have a few copies of the following:

Intelligence I'm your Taxi / No Nurses b/w If I had Hammer 7" on Holy Cobra Society
Tyrades / Le Jonathan Reilly Split 7" on Holy Corba Society
The Pets Sticky Situations b/w Never Ask for Help 7" on Sweet Rot Records

Have a look in the catalog.
(08.04.06)

Lyme Regis EP now on iTunes. Go...
(07.29.06)

Why not take a moment and watch the best band going today? And when you are done follow me.
(07.21.06)

We have a few copies of the debut 7" by Oakland's new sensations The Pets and yes, that is Zack from the FM Knives on bass. Buy one regardless... BACK IN STOCK!
(07.21.06)

The new Clorox Girls 7" on Burning Sensation Records has arrived from Europe. Eva Braun + In My Mouth / Walks the Streets (new version). 1,000 pressed - 500 on black 500 on clear. We happen to have a few, why not Buy one...
(07.20.06)

Didn't make it to Europe to see the Clorox Girls? This will have to do:
Justin Rocks
At The Beat Club
(07.07.06)

Justin Mauer, vocals/guitar in the Clorox Girls, has written a book! It's called Don't Take Your Life and was put out by the fine folks at Future Tense Books. For those of you who can read, why not amble over to the catalog and pick up a copy?
(06.28.06)

We have a small number of the limited (500 pressed) Clorox Girls Novacaine 7" on Bachelor Records available. Blame the high price on the weak dollar...
(06.25.06)

Hosted By:
Vida Loca Recs

When:
Sunday Jun 11, 2006
at 10:30 PM

Where:
Traffic
Via Vacuna 98
Roma,
IT

(((Clorox Girls are a bunch of hotties!)))

CLOROX GIRLS (punkrock boyband da Portland, OR)
http://www.myspace.com/cloroxgirls
http://www.smartguyrecords.com
http://www.cloroxgirls.com

Il trio statunitense calchera' per la seconda volta a distanza di un anno i palchi d'Europa, per presentare il nuovo disco "This Dimension"... la perfetta sintesi tra teenpunk stupido e tirato dei primi RED CROSS ed ANGRY SAMOANS, il pop ramonico e la YES WAVE californiana (con membri di Observers e Deadly Weapons). Se il loro stereo conosce a memoria le hit di Controllers, Dickies, Urinals, Lewd - ma il tuo vuole qualcosa di posteriore al 1981... se di questi nomi non te ne può fregare di meno, ma di rifarti gli occhi ed agitare il culo sì... i CLOROX GIRLS saranno in Italia per 3 concerti ed oltre al loro secondo album, porteranno in giro anche il libro del cantante/chitarrista Justin Maurer "Don't Take Your Life".

 

>> sab 10 giugno 06 : CLOROX GIRLS a Bologna
@ Atlantide Occupat@, Porta S.Stefano
http://utenti.lycos.it/sumohc/sito/atla.htm

>> dom 11 giugno 06 : CLOROX GIRLS a Roma
@ Traffic, Via Vacuna 98 (METRO: Tiburtina)
http://www.myspace.com/trafficlive

+ Out with a Bang! (Verona HC hated in the nation)
http://www.myspace.com/owab
+ the Neutrons (Roma girlish pop punk)
http://www.myspace.com/neutrons
+ Malatones DJ SET (Napoli alcolica'n'vomitosa)
http://www.myspace.com/malatones_djs

>> lun 12 giugno 06 : CLOROX GIRLS a Imperia
@ Babilonia, Cervo (IMPERIA)
http://www.sobbalzo.net/
(06.01.06)

Clorox Girls are featured in an interview in the new issue of Skyscraper Magazine (no. 21 if i'm not mistaken).The interview was conducted by a Pissed Jean.
(04.25.06)

CD version of the Broke Revue debut OLDTIME FUTURESHOCK is now available in the catalog. In addition, prices have been cut on The Masonics Live in London CD as well as the following 7"'s: The Sires, Mickey & The Salty Sea Dogs, Sergeants Mess, and The Wildebeests. You're welcome.
(04.09.06)

Soviet Valves are featured in an interview in the May 2006 issue of Maximum RocknRoll.
(04.04.06)

Billy Childish (fresh from his piss-up with Jack White) will be in the Bay Area in April for two solos shows. Friday April, 21 he will appear at the Hemlock Tavern in San Francisco and Saturday April, 22 he will perform at Mama Buzz Cafe in Oakland. The Hemlock show is 21+ while all-ages are welcome at Mama Buzz. Flyer (5 MB).
(03.26.06)

Clorox Girls date at SXSW has now been confirmed - Saturday, March 18 at Emo's iv . The band's set starts at 10:00 pm. Also on the bill are Channel 3 and The Effigies.
Check here for details.
(03.05.06)

Clorox Girls This Dimension new colored vinyl is now available. 200 copies on BLUE vinyl - 100 for sale here and 100 for the band to flog in Europe.
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02.21.06)

An alternate version of the Clorox Girls Eons Away (it's called Soto) is available for a listen at SmartGuy's new myspace site. The track was recorded by Chris Woodhouse in October 2004. Also available is a Soviet Valves track from the digital EP (read:NOT ON THE VINYL).
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2.06.06)

SmartGuy releases are available in digital fashion: iTunes, Rhapsody, Napster, Downloadpunk.com, Karmadownload.com...you get the drill.
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01.17.06)

Clorox Girls This Dimension named to the no. 1 spot for 2005 Punk and Hardcore on Radio K (Minneapolis, MN). Thanks to Jason and Adam, hosts of Out of Step.
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01.08.06)

Some reviews for the Soviet Valves EP have been posted - have a go. More to come, have patience...
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01.08.06)

Clorox Girls This Dimension is getting Heavy Airplay on the nation's finest freeform radio station WFMU. Thanks also to Terre T on the Cherry Blossom Clinic for giving the LP some attention.
(01.08.06)

Clorox Girls This Dimension colored vinyl is SOLD OUT.
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01.04.06)

Clorox Girls bonus track available from Rhapsody.com. Click here to download an alternate version of the track 'Upperhand'. The version available here was recorded by Chris Woodhouse (FM Knives) in October, 2004 with the bands original line-up. Hurry, it won't last!!!
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01.01.06)

SmartGuy will be closed from December 20, 2005 until January 3, 2006.
(12.11.05)

The debut LP by Dan Melchoir's Broke Revue is available again. Oldtime-Futureshock is 220-grams of primal rock-n-roll that has to be heard to be believed. Nicely priced for the holidays at $6.00 postpaid (in the US), what are you waiting for? Buy a copy...
(12.11.05)

The Clorox Girls have been invited to the 2006 version of South by Southwest (SXSW) in Austin, Texas. No date as of yet but stay tuned and all will become clear.
(12.03.05)

Lyme Regis S/T 4-song EP is now available. First 100 copies on clear vinyl.
(11.19.05)

Soviet Valves 'Sight That Harms' 4-song 7" EP is now available. First 100 copies on green vinyl.
(11.19.05)

Soviet Valves 'Sight That Harms' EP is now available on iTunes. 6 songs while the vinyl is 4. Hurry...
(11.14.05)

Tyrades mp3 available for a listen. From Chicago - you know the score. Click here. (11.11.05)

Lyme Regis mp3 available for a listen. Sacramento's cure for the common band they are. Click here.
(11.08.05)

The new Clorox Girls CD, This Dimension, is on available on iTunes.
(11.08.05)

Soviet Valves mp3 available for a listen. Punk Rock for Perth, Australia (yes, we had to go that far to find some - sad times we live in). Click here.
(11.04.05)

New site...new look. Be mindful that it is a work in progress.
(10.31.05)

This Dimension, the new Clorox Girls LP is out now. First 200 copies of the LP are on gold vinyl. The CD has a video for 'This Dimension' (woodhouse version) and Don't Take Your Life.
(10.31.05)

A 4-song 7" by Perth Australia's Soviet Valves is in the works-we are hoping to have it ready for sale mid-November.
(10.31.05)

A 4-song 7" by Lyme Regis in the works-we are hoping to have it ready for sale mid-November. Lyme Regis are from Sacramento, CA and include a coupla former FM KNIVES with a PRETTY GIRL thrown in for good measure. It ain't STIFF but it's still worth a fuck.
(10.31.05)

Tyrades 7-inch, On Your Video, is available again.
(10.31.05)

PC users buy the new Clorox Girls 7", This Dimension, here. Mac users - watch this space...
(10.31.05)

 

 

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